Saw this funny post on Nairaland by a user saintopus and thought to share it with you guys. Enjoy!
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:
Give me test' abokiThese persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.
Put More OnionsThese persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.
Aboki Put JaraThese class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?
People Who come to Smell the SuyaThese are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "aboki the suya too small "
The Big BoysThey come usually remain in their cars and order the aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.
Please add your experiences
I went to buy Suya this evening at a junction along my street. I saw many guys and babes waiting for their turn to be served Suya by the aboki. I noticed the following kinds of people:
Give me test' abokiThese persons take seriously in collecting a small piece of Suya from the seller. They hardly know that it is part of their own suya they are eating.
Put More OnionsThese persons are onions addict, they like oniins. They will tell, the aboki to make sure that more onions are added to their suya.
Aboki Put JaraThese class of people like to be given something more to what they paid for. They do not mind if they buy only N50.00 worth of suya.?
People Who come to Smell the SuyaThese are the "long throat " class. They follow friends to just feel the smell of the suya, in some cases, they are the ones that will shout "aboki the suya too small "
The Big BoysThey come usually remain in their cars and order the aboki to put suya worth N2000.00 in five places and that means many people have to wait for a long time.
Please add your experiences
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